Dear TSA-The last time I flew you all opened up my coconut oil containers and made a MESS. I sent most of it back to the states in flat rate boxes. There is still one in my luggage-mostly empty. There are also freaking LONG zip ties (used to secure a snowplow broken ADN box--Alaska Dispatch News yellow paper box). Some lovely smelly spray for 'mature women' (balancing spray by lemongrass) and porcupine quill earrings and wire jewelry (necklaces). I hope this quells your need to rifle through my things. If not, PLEASE FB friend me. If someone is going to get this personal with me, they may as well be my friend!
Sincerely, Kristen (and there is a star under my name, cuz I always sign my name with a star!)
We'll see if it helps!!!